Salem

"Hi, I’m Salem! 👋

My foster mom named me after the capital city of Oregon. And contrary to popular belief, it’s not Portland. Thank goodness! Can you imagine naming a girl Portland? How terribly unfeminine. 💁‍♀️

I’m the lone girl in a band of brothers, and I try very hard to keep things classy. But honestly…those boys are just too much fun! I love getting rowdy with them, but the second my foster mom picks me up, I turn into a professional snuggler. 

I recently had a little girl maintenance done. They called it a spay, and apparently it means I won’t be having puppies someday. They could have saved their money and just left me alone because boys are gross and I have ZERO interest in motherhood. 😂

But apparently it’s part of the deal if I want to move out and find my forever family. Hey, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!"